You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Randomize