I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I can't put those talents on a resume
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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