Fine. I'll sleep in my office
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
