I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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