Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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