Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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