dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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