were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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