I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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