I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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