i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize