real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Who did Billy Mays play for?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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