You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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