Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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