HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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