why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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