Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
BRING THE BAGELS
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