I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize