And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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