Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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