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wrigley field is MILF paradise
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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Oh Jesus.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize