Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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