I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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