come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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