It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Sext me about skeletons
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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