I'm really into asian looking animals
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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