its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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