You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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