no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
