so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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