Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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