So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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