You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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