Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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