do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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