sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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