fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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