He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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