did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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