he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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