I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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