can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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