so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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