I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
