sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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