This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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