so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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