Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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