I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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