quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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