We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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