I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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