the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She even gives head with a lisp.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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