just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Your dad touched me again.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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