So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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