I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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