i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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