Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
