That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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